Tuesday, May 31, 2005

DEEP THROAT IDENTITY REVEALED!! No One Knows Who He Is!

Yes, folks, it is none other than The man who was Number 2 at the FBI in the early 1970s,W. Mark Felt!!??

Gee...I am devastated! This ain't a sexy mama story. I wanted it to be Henry Kissinger, Al Haig, or yummiest of all, Pat Nixon. Imagine what Oliver Stoned could have done with that!

We'll have to live with W. Mark Felt. Remember that name.

I forgot it already.

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