Astronomers claim discovery of solar system's 10th planet. Filled with pus
PASADENA, California (Postove News Service)-- A group of astronomers announced Friday that an object they discovered in the distant reaches of the solar system is large enough to be classified as the 10th planet. This planet, called Pauline, after a fat chick who used to make me sandwiches at a restaurant I worked at as a kid, is filled with a pus like substance that NASA scientists say seems to be pus.
Pauline -- located 96 times as far from the Earth as the Earth is from the sun, or nearly 998,876,545 billion miles away -- was first photographed in October 2003 by astronomers at Disneyland. Also sighted on the new planet was a bucket of fried chicken, a gambling casino, and a Macintosh computer, which led astronomers to believe that this planet may make a bid for foreign aid and high class hookers from Atlantic City.
While researchers say they aren't yet sure of its actual size, they have determined the object is bigger than Pluto, but smaller than the space between my thumb and fore finger, which I am making now, here at home.
"If Pluto is a planet, it seems reasonable that something that's bigger than Pluto, and further away than Pluto, should be called a planet, too," said Mike Brown, a Cal Tech planetary scientist who made the discovery with colleagues Chad Trujillo of the Gemini Observatory and David Rabinowitz of Yale University. The planet seems to be closed on Friday nights until Saturday nights, which cause scientists to believe that it may be Orthodox. That can not be determined until the planet takes it pants down, though. That may come later this week, as we establish radio communication, and try to coax its pants off.
President Bush said today, that the United States would forgive outstanding debt owed to us by Pauline. However, the planet has yet to apply for international aid, not yet able to get here to get in the line. When they do, there will be fresh sandwiches, fruit, orange aid, and mixed nuts.
We here on earth look forward to dealing with Pauline. And then destroying her, in order to establish democracy. The pus will be drained.
Joe
Pauline -- located 96 times as far from the Earth as the Earth is from the sun, or nearly 998,876,545 billion miles away -- was first photographed in October 2003 by astronomers at Disneyland. Also sighted on the new planet was a bucket of fried chicken, a gambling casino, and a Macintosh computer, which led astronomers to believe that this planet may make a bid for foreign aid and high class hookers from Atlantic City.
While researchers say they aren't yet sure of its actual size, they have determined the object is bigger than Pluto, but smaller than the space between my thumb and fore finger, which I am making now, here at home.
"If Pluto is a planet, it seems reasonable that something that's bigger than Pluto, and further away than Pluto, should be called a planet, too," said Mike Brown, a Cal Tech planetary scientist who made the discovery with colleagues Chad Trujillo of the Gemini Observatory and David Rabinowitz of Yale University. The planet seems to be closed on Friday nights until Saturday nights, which cause scientists to believe that it may be Orthodox. That can not be determined until the planet takes it pants down, though. That may come later this week, as we establish radio communication, and try to coax its pants off.
President Bush said today, that the United States would forgive outstanding debt owed to us by Pauline. However, the planet has yet to apply for international aid, not yet able to get here to get in the line. When they do, there will be fresh sandwiches, fruit, orange aid, and mixed nuts.
We here on earth look forward to dealing with Pauline. And then destroying her, in order to establish democracy. The pus will be drained.
Joe
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