When This Site Is Down

We have received word from the authorities that whenever this blog is down for cleaning and general maintenance, you can still see it on a billboard on route one about 15 miles outside of Omaha Nebraska.

As an added bonus, there is a pay toilet there with scraps of paper glued to the inside of the stalls, which will keep you up to date on this blog.

This is ONLY when the internet is off or being cleaned, so don't worry so much.

What am I? God?