GOP Gay Old Party
As Senator Larry Craig steps down from his post in the Romney campaign for making a move in the train station men's room in D.C. (Washington toilets are 10 cents, but I think they charge more if you want to use them for gay sex) one must wonder just how many closeted gays there are in the Republican Party.
He was caught by an undercover policeman, giving gay cues by tapping out some kind of homosexual shoe language, that when you slide your shoes against the shoes of the guy in the stall next to you, you are asking what he's in to. Seems like a difficult way to get a date, but Washington has always had strange protocol.
Craig plead guilty to lewd conduct in a men's room (I thought everything we guys did in a men's room was pretty lewd...I guess this is lewder) and now is trying to back off somewhat, by claiming that his fancy shoe messages were misinterpreted.
That's fair. I mean, how many times have your own shoes slid over into the next stall for perfectly innocent reasons? I knew a guy who used to regularly use the pay stall in the bus station in downtown Norfolk, and would slide his shoes over next door, asking in toilet language for extra candy, if the guy had seen such and such movie, asking for any extra toilet paper, how the other guys dump was coming along, and a whole list of things that were not gay.
Senator Craig may just have been moving his shoe over to his toilet neighbor to see if the other guy had cable. And maybe he could come over some night to watch. Perhaps he wanted to show his partner in shit, pictures of his grand kids, or exchange recipes.
Gee. It could be anything. But I'm gonna go out on a limb here (an arm or leg or something like that, you dirty guy. Put your dirty mind back in its sack) and say that Senator Craig is a closeted homosexual.
But then again he might just like to play footsie. A perfectly harmless heterosexual toilet game of longstanding, that goes back to the pay toilet era of the early 20th century.
Now the question is....who's next in the Republican Party to come out. I'm saying Karl Rove, who is married, but I also hear, likes to wear his nice shoes to the train station in Washington for no publicly explained reason.
That's all the gay news I have for now.
Joe
He was caught by an undercover policeman, giving gay cues by tapping out some kind of homosexual shoe language, that when you slide your shoes against the shoes of the guy in the stall next to you, you are asking what he's in to. Seems like a difficult way to get a date, but Washington has always had strange protocol.
Craig plead guilty to lewd conduct in a men's room (I thought everything we guys did in a men's room was pretty lewd...I guess this is lewder) and now is trying to back off somewhat, by claiming that his fancy shoe messages were misinterpreted.
That's fair. I mean, how many times have your own shoes slid over into the next stall for perfectly innocent reasons? I knew a guy who used to regularly use the pay stall in the bus station in downtown Norfolk, and would slide his shoes over next door, asking in toilet language for extra candy, if the guy had seen such and such movie, asking for any extra toilet paper, how the other guys dump was coming along, and a whole list of things that were not gay.
Senator Craig may just have been moving his shoe over to his toilet neighbor to see if the other guy had cable. And maybe he could come over some night to watch. Perhaps he wanted to show his partner in shit, pictures of his grand kids, or exchange recipes.
Gee. It could be anything. But I'm gonna go out on a limb here (an arm or leg or something like that, you dirty guy. Put your dirty mind back in its sack) and say that Senator Craig is a closeted homosexual.
But then again he might just like to play footsie. A perfectly harmless heterosexual toilet game of longstanding, that goes back to the pay toilet era of the early 20th century.
Now the question is....who's next in the Republican Party to come out. I'm saying Karl Rove, who is married, but I also hear, likes to wear his nice shoes to the train station in Washington for no publicly explained reason.
That's all the gay news I have for now.
Joe
posted by Mr. Liberty at 5:43 PM
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