Who Am I...Where Have I Been?

I got a call from a 500 pound man in Arkansas yesterday, asking me if I have given up my blog. I thought he might want to put up stakes here, so I told him, no, I am still big time in the blogging business, but my computer has had a minor hysterectomy, and is not all woman anymore.

For those of you who care, I haven't been blogging at all, cus, my nine year old piece of shit (my computer...no relatives...anybody looking?) has decided to put herself in hospice care, where she doesn't have to do anything, including work.

I'm still paying for my high speed connection because I can get and receive email, and speak on my Vonage voice and earmess, but I can't get to websites.

I'm posting this morning (on Shabbos, yet!) from a library. I think its a library anyway. All the books are chained to an old lady, and the toilets are 25 cents!

I just want my peeps to know that I am still alive (although I didn't shave this morning) and I shall return when my prospect's are better.

Have my prospect's ever gotten better? No. But, maybe I'll find a bag of money on the porch when I get home.

Love to the kids. Gotta go. The library guard has clicked his thumb thing on the gun, so I better move over some or I may be killed.

I hope to see you all soon at Comicon 21!

Joe Postove