Happy New Year

I'm so glad you made it to 2009! So what are you gonna do now? We have to be on our best manners starting the 20th, and then if the new babysitter starts to get too funky with our stuff, I will make every effort to get back here, to the library, which is across the street from the gas station.

Not that any damn thing makes a difference now. It was long ago that the people of this republic figured how to hotwire the Treasury and make off with the wealth of the producers. Little Master Bush's creaming the last of the free market as he took his final bows, and getting a pretty nice free pass, shows that the people have given the thumbs up to socialism. We have have voted ourselves the keys to the Treasury, and vacuumed every crumb (except the politicians who continue to talk the freedom talk, but walk with the demons of collectivism).

America is yesterday. We have thrown all of the great ideas that made this a great nation overboard, and now we're French.

Oh God.

Is Fidel dead yet? Maybe the old anti-communists will be able to go back home soon, and turn Cuba into a capitalist paradise. Us? We're living on our fat, and reputation. You know...the "full faith and credit of the United States".

Please help me, my milkshake is coming through my nose.

Joe Postove (At the library...here comes the guard...bye!).