Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Fingers Pointing...Our Heros Take Credit, Cast Blame

The finger pointing between Republicans and Democrats has heated up enough to make me want to attempt to draw up my poor old pitiful "special" finger and point out where we all went wrong. But I tire easy. And this week is a wreck.

The liberals wanted George Bush to leave his Fortress Of Solitude BEFORE the hurricane struck, turn it around and throw it out to space. He is the president. Where WAS he?

The Republicans respond by pointing to the now $FIFTY BILLION (Please allow me to emphasize...$FIFTY BILLION!!!) load of cash being sent out to New Orleans and environs, snickering as they do when they show the world how much money they can spend too. I would ask for a bill of particulars or an itemized list of what is planned with my fifty billion, but we can't wait to think about what the money's for. It's for the sad sad people of New Orleans, who need our help (even if it means that we help them enough that one day, we will have to go callin', hat in hand, to have them help us back).


War in Iraq. Utter destruction along the Gulf Coast. And now the politicians, the carpetbaggers of false charity, will blow strong, the winds of altruism that all Americans possess.

Would have liked to have been asked though.

Joe Postove

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joey, is this you?
I am hoping beyond hope that it is. This is your sister's childhood friend E____, (trapped for now in a red state--but only for now). Yes, yes, we used to dance to your D.J. genius, you old egomaniac. Send me an email.

Love, ehodges4@yahoo.com

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