Proud To Be An American

Part of being an American is buying things from Wal-Mart, most of which are made in China. China (look down the hole in my back yard if you wanna see it, but take my word for it, it's there) has just brought to the American market, and my company is proud to sell, the buffet-toilet combo.

The buffet-toilet combo allows those a bit on the morbidly obese side to remain at the buffet, slopping from each dish (macaroni and cheese, meat balls, that kind of stuff) onto our own personal paper plates we bring from home and use a pay toilet (5, 10 and 15 cent types) without leaving the table.The Chinese can make it. But we can eat and make it too!

Joe Postove