Five Polyps Removed From Presidents Tush

Five polyps were taken out of President Bush's rear end today, as doctors attempted to clear his intestines for a new interstate.

The polyps appeared to be tiny and harmless, doctors report. However, the White House said they will be sent to Walter Reed hospital to set for awhile, then to Guantanamo for interrogation and recreation.

For now, according to Tony Snow, who has also had the ass pipecleaner job, the polyps will be classified as enemy combatants, and not prisoners of war. They will also be quarantined in the asshole section of the prison.

Vice President Cheney was acting president for a little more than two hours. However, he did not get a chance to start anything, because the batteries for his pacemaker went dead.

Now we await results on the President's ass report.

Joe