PBS Continues To Suck

So the welfare babies at Public Broadcasting convinced the Republican House that they should not have their funding cut, and thus continue to suck at our collective teat.

It doesn't hurt so much as it irritates, this baby milking my system. Here is a fully grown tv network that throws tantrums whenever Mother suggests that it's time to give up the old bedroom and get your own place. PBS is the 40 year old teenager who refuses to get a job and take responsibility for her own actions.

Who wouldn't want to continue to live in the old room, what all with your Che' posters, Moby Grape collection, and bong? You know your Mother loves you, and even Dad, who thinks it's time for you to go, acquiesces because Mom starts to cry whenever the subject comes up.

PBS is a lazy bum. But she is really good looking. So there is no reason for her to continue to suckle at Mom and sit on Dad's lap and look sad everytime they suggest she be self supporting. She can go and get her own sugar daddy, and not force Mom and Dad, out of the guilt that she would "just simply die", to continue to support her. She won't die. Once out in the real world, PBS will find that she will instead bloom. And find within herself the power to spread her wings and fly.

I learned that shit on some PBS program.