The Heat

I think the Space Shuttle took off today not so much because they wanted to visit outer space, but because it is so damn hot here on earth. NASA believed that Hell had come to earth and blasted the astronauts off today just so they could escape the heat. Nice government work, if you can get it.

The weatherman said that it would get to about 100 degrees today, but that it would feel like 115. Why doesn't he just say "115"? Is he wearing a mink lined iron coat out in the mid-day sun just to prove how hot he can say it is? Shame on him. Shame.

Norfolk has a nice stink to it in the heat of summer. A combination of...well you know all the things that Norfolk has. And with the Navy, make that a factor of 10. We stink very much, thankyou.

I'm so glad we have an indoor pay toilet here in my apartment building. It is very nice. And the management has added a nice stall for the hermaphrodite tenents which brings the total of indoor pay comfort stations to seven, one each for men, women, gays, trans, animals, aliens, and now the half man, half woman tenents who have been holding it in for some time now.

Thank God for liberalism. Stay cool, fellas. And remember your dimes.

jp