Ophelia Misses Norfolk...But Devastates Atlantic Ocean!
We dodged a real bullet here in the Queen City, but I do feel for the poor folks down in the outer banks of North Carolina, who quite caught the brunt of the storm. Just because they're white and rich I think the government is going to let them fix themselves up, and will have to forego the cheese and other delights that the feds will be whoring onto the fine folks of New Orleans.
More than cheese, yeah. Those poor people who have been through Hurricane Katrina and survived are going to get so much Fed goodies that after all is said and done this could turn the people of New Orleans into hedonists...Well, even some more. But the rich people who have pulled through Ophelia will have to get by with regular hellos from the President as they dip the wings of Air Force One as it steams to Louisiana to have Bush tap dance until all the goodies are unpacked.
With all of that money and goods going to the fine folks of New Orleans, you 'd better watch out. If you thought Mardi Gras was something in the past, just imagine all of the whores, carpetbaggers, nice looking cross dressers, reptilian politicos and other con men staking some territory next February as the NEW IMPROVED New Orleans celebrates a new era.
Ordinarily, during Mardi Gras, New Orleans is slick with shit, Shlitz, garbage, rats, and other party favors to help folks celebrate. The next one with all that 200 zillion dollars (may need more...check with mayor) will make the 2006 Fat Tuesday, fatter, slimier, even more homoesque than any you've ever seen before. Party on, New Orleans. You got the bucks. Now go out and get all dirty again for next year.
As for North Carolina, these rich whities are gonna have to wing it. I think the best they can do is peel off a few quizillion off this here New Orleans deal. And that only for beer and nuts.
I hate Whitie as much as the next guy. He's always kept me down. But he needs us now. Let's show the world that we treat everyone the same.
Some samer, of course.
Joe Postove
More than cheese, yeah. Those poor people who have been through Hurricane Katrina and survived are going to get so much Fed goodies that after all is said and done this could turn the people of New Orleans into hedonists...Well, even some more. But the rich people who have pulled through Ophelia will have to get by with regular hellos from the President as they dip the wings of Air Force One as it steams to Louisiana to have Bush tap dance until all the goodies are unpacked.
With all of that money and goods going to the fine folks of New Orleans, you 'd better watch out. If you thought Mardi Gras was something in the past, just imagine all of the whores, carpetbaggers, nice looking cross dressers, reptilian politicos and other con men staking some territory next February as the NEW IMPROVED New Orleans celebrates a new era.
Ordinarily, during Mardi Gras, New Orleans is slick with shit, Shlitz, garbage, rats, and other party favors to help folks celebrate. The next one with all that 200 zillion dollars (may need more...check with mayor) will make the 2006 Fat Tuesday, fatter, slimier, even more homoesque than any you've ever seen before. Party on, New Orleans. You got the bucks. Now go out and get all dirty again for next year.
As for North Carolina, these rich whities are gonna have to wing it. I think the best they can do is peel off a few quizillion off this here New Orleans deal. And that only for beer and nuts.
I hate Whitie as much as the next guy. He's always kept me down. But he needs us now. Let's show the world that we treat everyone the same.
Some samer, of course.
Joe Postove
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