Push Your Clocks Back To-nite

All Americans are required by law to stay up until 2am, so that they can push their clocks back one hour, and then have breakfast an hour earlier than normal.

Please, for God's sake, please remember to do your civic duty and turn all your clocks back. You don't want to miss all of your favorite tv shows and burn your pies.

If you fall asleep before two, and haven't pulled the clock back, then I'll sic Tab Hunter and Richard Chamberlain on you.

Sleep well, my pretties, and on your back.

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