Why Bush Picked Harriet Miers For the Court.
Harriet Miers has been a friend of the president's for many years, his confidant, personal lawyer and made s'mores for the family in her role as housekeeper.
She also polished off the president's dusty areas, was religious and smart, and dispite not having any judicial experience, the president considered her a prime candidate for the highest court in the nation. She was also 60 and had never been kissed (even as a teenager when she thought she may be a lesbo-heathen, as they were called in Texas at the time). She has dated, but that was in 1961 when a local boy took her to the post office to see the wanted posters. She has not had an exciting life.
The fact is Harriet Miers is a maiden-woman. When the president was informed of this fact, he believed it had something to do with her bra, but was disabused of this idea when he saw how flat she was, the one time he walked in on her naked (she, not him...God Forbid!) as she was sun bathing in the oval office. Condi Rice, also a virgin, explained to Mr. Bush that this meant that her hyman was intact and that she was pure.
Bush was unsure of all this, thinking that perhaps an intact hyman suggested a Jewish connection. Not that there was anything wrong with that, but if Miss Miers was a maiden lady jewess, with a fully intact hyman, he wanted to make as much political foo-faw with it as he could.
She doesn't have a lot else to offer up on the table when she is grilled next week by the Senate Judiciary Committee, so the plan is to offer up her "mitt" for examination by the senators, in the hope that her goodness in staying out of bed with a man until she's married will be enough to get her confirmed.
Good luck Miss Miers!
Joe Postove
She also polished off the president's dusty areas, was religious and smart, and dispite not having any judicial experience, the president considered her a prime candidate for the highest court in the nation. She was also 60 and had never been kissed (even as a teenager when she thought she may be a lesbo-heathen, as they were called in Texas at the time). She has dated, but that was in 1961 when a local boy took her to the post office to see the wanted posters. She has not had an exciting life.
The fact is Harriet Miers is a maiden-woman. When the president was informed of this fact, he believed it had something to do with her bra, but was disabused of this idea when he saw how flat she was, the one time he walked in on her naked (she, not him...God Forbid!) as she was sun bathing in the oval office. Condi Rice, also a virgin, explained to Mr. Bush that this meant that her hyman was intact and that she was pure.
Bush was unsure of all this, thinking that perhaps an intact hyman suggested a Jewish connection. Not that there was anything wrong with that, but if Miss Miers was a maiden lady jewess, with a fully intact hyman, he wanted to make as much political foo-faw with it as he could.
She doesn't have a lot else to offer up on the table when she is grilled next week by the Senate Judiciary Committee, so the plan is to offer up her "mitt" for examination by the senators, in the hope that her goodness in staying out of bed with a man until she's married will be enough to get her confirmed.
Good luck Miss Miers!
Joe Postove
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