Homosexual Pokey

You Put Your Right Shoe In

You Put Your Left Shoe Out

You Rub Against A Copper

And You Shake It All About

You Do The Homo-Pokey

And You Turn Yourself Around

That's What It's All About!

John Dingle should have been in on this one! Oh...the "gay don't drop the soap" opera continues, as Senator Craig now says he's not poof. I may have to call in my own doctor to test Mr. Craig's male hyman (oy vey) to see if there has been unauthorized activity in the #2 slide.

Here's the test senator. If your winkie goes past 45 degrees in an upward sweep motion when you see a man in hot pants (parts one AND two), then you're gay.

If it it just sits there, even if I were to run naked right in front of you on the way to the ice box to gather my goodies for the evening...yes, even me, then you're straight.

One more thing. Just to be on the safe side; shit standing up.

joe