The Tears Of Hillary
As the candidates ramp up to tomorrow's primary in New Hampshire, the pressure is on all of them to....uh, win, do well, or have a really good excuse for getting beaten by Ron Paul.
Mrs. Clinton went to tears today, as she answered questions from a small group of women gathered to see if she has had any work done. I would cry too, if I was a woman and Bill Clinton was my "husband". She excused the moment of weakness as exhaustion, but I think she knows that if Oprah's boyfriend wins decisively tomorrow, she may have to have an emergency facelift and maybe even blow some state level Democrats. Oh, the irony!
Some may call this a "Muskie" moment when many commentators said that Edmund Muskie, who was running in 1972, started to cry when someone mentioned that his wife was a man or crazy. Or, God, something awful anyway.
If Mrs. Clinton loses tomorrow, I would say stay out of New Hampshire, because then she's going to really start crying. I mean balling. Like Jackie Gleason at a buffet supper without his teeth. If the Mrs. loses to Obama tomorrow, it may be curtains for her and then her future is this: Getting pissed in the Senate on a regular basis because that was just a stepping stone and now it's home; and going home to Bill at night (as if!). She'll be going home to an empty Georgetown apartment with only neck folds and money to keep her warm. The former president will be trolling Malibu for high class whores and making speeches to pay for them.
So what will tomorrow bring? We here at "Libertarianism And Things" hope that Ron Paul makes a nice showing, upends a few Republican applecarts, and continues to help clear the decks for the coming libertarian revolution.
And now, let us pray.
Oh...if Ron Paul gets more than 10% of the vote tomorrow look for his big money liberty juggernaut to make a significant impact in primaries to come. As word gets out that WE CAN take back our sovereign selves, and diminish the federal governmant down to its proper size (small enough to fit inside Madeleine Albright's chins) Ron Paul may just set this country on fire.
And we will scream loudly for our liberty.
Joe Postove
Mrs. Clinton went to tears today, as she answered questions from a small group of women gathered to see if she has had any work done. I would cry too, if I was a woman and Bill Clinton was my "husband". She excused the moment of weakness as exhaustion, but I think she knows that if Oprah's boyfriend wins decisively tomorrow, she may have to have an emergency facelift and maybe even blow some state level Democrats. Oh, the irony!
Some may call this a "Muskie" moment when many commentators said that Edmund Muskie, who was running in 1972, started to cry when someone mentioned that his wife was a man or crazy. Or, God, something awful anyway.
If Mrs. Clinton loses tomorrow, I would say stay out of New Hampshire, because then she's going to really start crying. I mean balling. Like Jackie Gleason at a buffet supper without his teeth. If the Mrs. loses to Obama tomorrow, it may be curtains for her and then her future is this: Getting pissed in the Senate on a regular basis because that was just a stepping stone and now it's home; and going home to Bill at night (as if!). She'll be going home to an empty Georgetown apartment with only neck folds and money to keep her warm. The former president will be trolling Malibu for high class whores and making speeches to pay for them.
So what will tomorrow bring? We here at "Libertarianism And Things" hope that Ron Paul makes a nice showing, upends a few Republican applecarts, and continues to help clear the decks for the coming libertarian revolution.
And now, let us pray.
Oh...if Ron Paul gets more than 10% of the vote tomorrow look for his big money liberty juggernaut to make a significant impact in primaries to come. As word gets out that WE CAN take back our sovereign selves, and diminish the federal governmant down to its proper size (small enough to fit inside Madeleine Albright's chins) Ron Paul may just set this country on fire.
And we will scream loudly for our liberty.
Joe Postove
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