It's Face Transplant Time Everybody!
According to The Internet doctors are inching closer to pasting other people's faces on yours. I never really thought of a face transplant for myself. I am a very handsome man, although I do not commit the sin of pride by walking around with all my good looks hanging from my face. After all "Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall" so I wouldn't want to intimidate people, therefore I'm more modest about how hot I am.
However, it is nonetheless intriguing what kind of face I would get when they become commercially available. I realize a "Larry Fine" or "Jack Palance" would be cheaper than a "Gary Cooper" or "Robert Taylor" but price would not be the prime objective for you people who feel the need to stitch on a new kisser. You would want to have the doctor give you something you would feel comfortable with the rest of your life. Word is, that they won't redo these face transplants even if they come out less than perfect. One should consider whether he wants to risk having an ass face.
Me? I'm a very handsome man. And I can walk down the street unbesieged by women because I can keep my good looks in their proper perspective.
Joe
However, it is nonetheless intriguing what kind of face I would get when they become commercially available. I realize a "Larry Fine" or "Jack Palance" would be cheaper than a "Gary Cooper" or "Robert Taylor" but price would not be the prime objective for you people who feel the need to stitch on a new kisser. You would want to have the doctor give you something you would feel comfortable with the rest of your life. Word is, that they won't redo these face transplants even if they come out less than perfect. One should consider whether he wants to risk having an ass face.
Me? I'm a very handsome man. And I can walk down the street unbesieged by women because I can keep my good looks in their proper perspective.
Joe
posted by Mr. Liberty at 12:39 PM
2 Comments:
I wanna look like Benji. I mean think about, women are always saying "Ooh what a cute puppy. He's adorable!"
I'll have women breaking down my door to pat my head and rub my belly in no time.
Winthrop
Interesting ideas here. It makes me wonder if ever a celebrity will be willing to auction his or her face after death to the highest bidder then have it transplanted to the new owner. Of course, there will be scars and problem with nerve connections, but who cares as long as you look like a star? Bit I don't think face transplants will be popular because of cosmetic reasons. It will be for those who lost their faces to accidents or attacks, like this woman who has just had her face replaced after her dog mauled her. The face came from a young donor woman whom she never met. http://www.thenewsroom.com/details/474943/Health?c_id=wom-bc-ar
- Alvin from The Health Desk at TheNewsRoom.com
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