Voting Today In New Hampshire
I was going to drive up to New Hampshire today and vote for Ron Paul, under the guise of a dead person, who I would check out at the cemetery to make sure he's dead before going to the voting booth. There is nothing in the constitution about dead people not being allowed to vote.
However, I looked on the Internet for conveniences along the way for plop plops and standups. I was OUTRAGED at some of the pay toilet fees up north. Now, I don't think northerners eat anymore than we'un's down here (except for their greasy diners...they have an average of ten heart attacks a day in NJ diners alone!) so I don't know why a schpritz should be 50 cents (fitty cents up there) and average size bowel movements A DOLLAR.
For shits sake, the price for most pay stalls here in Norfolk, Virginia is 10 cents for pee pee, 15 cents for plop plops, and 25 cents if your unsure and might want to think about it.
But that's not why I'm writing. Libertarians (small and large l's) have no better chance than this year, and with this man, Ron Paul, to get the message of our founders out. And to help folks understand that our left over freedoms are so tenuous that we could blink and whoosh, we won't ever get back to Kansas. Sammy, I'd settle for Dixville Notch about now.
Tragically, unless they giddy up really soon, our fat tv, XBox, cell phone up the ass youth and cheap pay toilet generation won't realize it, and won't care.
Ron Paul said on "Meet The Press" a couple of weeks ago that this country is melding into a kind of soft fascism. Not the Mussolini or Hitler Goose-step two step. But rather the kind of fascism where the government very slowly and quietly gathers up all the freedoms that millions of men died for and fling them down one of those homosexual toilets they love so well in Washington D.C. The established dead white men in D.C. are so oily with our money, that they don't care what you or I want.
Could I ask a favor? If you care about your individual liberty and that of others, then try voting libertarian this year. I'll get you a quality orgasm if you do. Guaranteed!
In 1960 millions of women could have had their own Dairy Queen franchise for all the cream they were squeaking out for JFK. Barack Obama, a Black man, and very attractive one too (sadly, I would have to fuck Hillary first, that is if I didn't get lost in her Mitt) is having the same effect on millions of black and white women across America today.
He has the stuff. Black though he is, he has white features and as Joe Biden said a few months ago, is clean. He ain't a greasy Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson, but rather has all of the physical and political qualities and advantages of the other white guys in the race.
But they ain't getting no cream.
I predict tonight that Ron Paul will get somewhat over 10% and roll on taking aboard college students, people who have the idea somewhere in them they might think the are free and only need what I got in 1979...someone to switch on the light. For me it was Ayn Rand.
I think Ron Paul could be the one to turn the lights of liberty back on in this nation again.
We shall see.
Joe Postove
However, I looked on the Internet for conveniences along the way for plop plops and standups. I was OUTRAGED at some of the pay toilet fees up north. Now, I don't think northerners eat anymore than we'un's down here (except for their greasy diners...they have an average of ten heart attacks a day in NJ diners alone!) so I don't know why a schpritz should be 50 cents (fitty cents up there) and average size bowel movements A DOLLAR.
For shits sake, the price for most pay stalls here in Norfolk, Virginia is 10 cents for pee pee, 15 cents for plop plops, and 25 cents if your unsure and might want to think about it.
But that's not why I'm writing. Libertarians (small and large l's) have no better chance than this year, and with this man, Ron Paul, to get the message of our founders out. And to help folks understand that our left over freedoms are so tenuous that we could blink and whoosh, we won't ever get back to Kansas. Sammy, I'd settle for Dixville Notch about now.
Tragically, unless they giddy up really soon, our fat tv, XBox, cell phone up the ass youth and cheap pay toilet generation won't realize it, and won't care.
Ron Paul said on "Meet The Press" a couple of weeks ago that this country is melding into a kind of soft fascism. Not the Mussolini or Hitler Goose-step two step. But rather the kind of fascism where the government very slowly and quietly gathers up all the freedoms that millions of men died for and fling them down one of those homosexual toilets they love so well in Washington D.C. The established dead white men in D.C. are so oily with our money, that they don't care what you or I want.
Could I ask a favor? If you care about your individual liberty and that of others, then try voting libertarian this year. I'll get you a quality orgasm if you do. Guaranteed!
In 1960 millions of women could have had their own Dairy Queen franchise for all the cream they were squeaking out for JFK. Barack Obama, a Black man, and very attractive one too (sadly, I would have to fuck Hillary first, that is if I didn't get lost in her Mitt) is having the same effect on millions of black and white women across America today.
He has the stuff. Black though he is, he has white features and as Joe Biden said a few months ago, is clean. He ain't a greasy Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson, but rather has all of the physical and political qualities and advantages of the other white guys in the race.
But they ain't getting no cream.
I predict tonight that Ron Paul will get somewhat over 10% and roll on taking aboard college students, people who have the idea somewhere in them they might think the are free and only need what I got in 1979...someone to switch on the light. For me it was Ayn Rand.
I think Ron Paul could be the one to turn the lights of liberty back on in this nation again.
We shall see.
Joe Postove
posted by Mr. Liberty at 2:22 PM
2 Comments:
Paul's teetering near the 10% mark. If he can juuuuust get that load of bussed-in Dead Elvis impersonators to rush to the polls at the last minute...he might make it.
Happy New Year, Joe! :)
~phil
Hi Phil,
The Elvis impersonators usually vote for Elvis. that's why he usually gets a healthy 3 to 5 % of the vote.
Oh, and a happy new year to you too...in jail!
Joe
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