Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Dumpy Guy Drops Out

Despite the prospect of all kinds of free food at the upcoming democratic primaries, Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico is pulling out of the presidential race, after coming in fourth in both the New Hampshire primary and the Iowa caucuses.



Being the plainest and dumpiest figure on the democratic party scene to date, Richardson was limited to pulling in the desparate housewife vote, and Bob's Big Boy patrons.



We shall miss this Pillsbury Dough Boy of politics. Only General Huckaby on the republican side could match him for plain looks and fat face.



Bill, we hardly...blah, blah, blah.



Joe Postove

1 Comments:

Blogger phil said...

I like Bill(if I may call him that). Funny, the most qualified man on the Left falls out of the race.

Governor's usually do well in Presidential runs as well.

Am I the only one, though, that finds Huckabee creepy?
Those beedy eyes!

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