Congrats To The Ex VP
Well, Dick Cheny had his annual heart attack and picnic over on the picnic grounds at Walter Reed Hospital in Washington today. This is the time of year that Dick likes to get his heart attack(s) out of the way, so that he can rumble with the arch-conservatives, and pretend that the people in the VFW Hall represent a cross section of the country. And truth be told, they do. In CHENEY COUNTRY.
Today's heart attack was sponsored by the "All American Anti Communist League" which usually brings the potato salad and other fixin's to the heart attack, and leaves the big food like hot dogs, cakes, chicken pot pies, and blueberry pies to the Woman's Brassiere League, who also usually brings the milk. The Acorn people inexplicably were there and brought the choking foods. They were seen force feeding the former VP chicken necks and hot pudding. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Also, we can't end today's blog without congrats to Phyllis Shafly for resuscitating Dick so they could get him to the emergency room before he died right there on the grass. Mrs Shafly, even though she is 89 years old this coming Sunday, threw her whole body into getting Dick breathing again. A true conservative!
The former Vice President is reportedly resting uncomfortably in the Richard Nixon memorial room, where funnily enough, not only did Dick Nixon die there, but so did Jackie "O", Mom's Mabley, Ed Sullivan, Topo Gigio, Ted Kennedy, Marcus Garvey, Dick Clark, Mrs. Snyder, my old cousin, and many other completely dead people.
But Mr. Cheney lives! And we are all praying (insert for or against here, please) that things turn out for the (please insert best or worst here).
(Please inset good or bad here) luck to former Vice President Dick Cheney!
Mr. Cheney's next heart attack will be announced when he starts to feel a little nauseous. Like a cherry pit in the chest. That kind of thing.
Joe
Today's heart attack was sponsored by the "All American Anti Communist League" which usually brings the potato salad and other fixin's to the heart attack, and leaves the big food like hot dogs, cakes, chicken pot pies, and blueberry pies to the Woman's Brassiere League, who also usually brings the milk. The Acorn people inexplicably were there and brought the choking foods. They were seen force feeding the former VP chicken necks and hot pudding. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Also, we can't end today's blog without congrats to Phyllis Shafly for resuscitating Dick so they could get him to the emergency room before he died right there on the grass. Mrs Shafly, even though she is 89 years old this coming Sunday, threw her whole body into getting Dick breathing again. A true conservative!
The former Vice President is reportedly resting uncomfortably in the Richard Nixon memorial room, where funnily enough, not only did Dick Nixon die there, but so did Jackie "O", Mom's Mabley, Ed Sullivan, Topo Gigio, Ted Kennedy, Marcus Garvey, Dick Clark, Mrs. Snyder, my old cousin, and many other completely dead people.
But Mr. Cheney lives! And we are all praying (insert for or against here, please) that things turn out for the (please insert best or worst here).
(Please inset good or bad here) luck to former Vice President Dick Cheney!
Mr. Cheney's next heart attack will be announced when he starts to feel a little nauseous. Like a cherry pit in the chest. That kind of thing.
Joe
posted by Mr. Liberty at 1:43 PM
3 Comments:
Mom's Mabley has left the building? I didn't know that! Maybe she was offed during one of Cheney's 'duck hunting' shindigs?
Not only has she left the building,Phil,she forgot her teeth over at my crematory shop in downtown Norfolk.
Whatta Gal!
Not only has she left the building,Phil,she forgot her teeth over at my crematory shop in downtown Norfolk.
Whatta Gal!
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