Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Health Care

The old man (old man Obama) is really beating the bushes this week to get the health care bill passed. I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die. I'm a young guy and when those government doctors get their hands on me, they might turn me into a woman, or give me an un-greased, unwanted, colon exam with the big old steel rods that homosexual doctors used in the fifties just to try to turn us. Ain't turning me. Especially with some old army doctor.

I don't need no stinking rod up my ass (just think how much it'll stink when they pry it out!). I just want to live my life, with lots of money and books, a wide screen tv, ice cream in the ice box, and maybe a woman (a gentle understanding one) once in a while, just to keep my ball(s) in the game.

But I want the State to stay the hell out of my medicine cabinet. You already know, from reading my former posts, that all this is, is a "good first step" to what they really want: SINGLE PAYER SOCIALIST MEDICINE!

This shaft is bad enough. Keep them out of my body (fingers, whatever they decide to put in there if the Dear Leader gets his way) keep them out of my books, my speech, what I put in my body (needless to say, also whatever I take out of there too) and stay in Washington and try, for the first time in too long to just run the government. Isn't that hard enough without you people taking on the whole fucking world? Run the streets, cops, military, courts, the stuff that at least you exhibit some idea of how it's done. Leave my ass and all my goodies, sick or well, to me and my chosen caregiver.

It's going to be a tight squeeze here, dudes. I have, as you know, razzed the Republicans for years for their dropping their goal of smaller government, and replacing it with "we can do that too, just better". You know you can't, and that's why we punished you in '08. Now the Republicans can show us if indeed they are the party of small, and do everything they can, inside and outside the law to prevent this heinous Death Bill from becoming law.

Republicans: This is your last chance.

Joe Postove

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